Escargot

Escargot IPA: [ɛs.kaʁ.ɡɔ] is French for snail; it is related to Occitan escaragol^[1] and Catalan cargol, which, in turn, may derive from a pre-Roman word *karakauseli^[2].

Not all species of snail are edible, but many are. Even among the edible species, the palatability of the flesh varies from species to species. In France, two species native to France are normally used for preparing escargots. One of these, the "petit-gris" Helix aspersa, is common in temperate climates worldwide.

Well, basically escargot is just like our siput babi, except the shell is harder, and it look cleaner without the mucus. I remember catching siput babi while i was very little. Then when you caught one, you pick up some table salt and dashed some of it to the siput babi and watch bubbles coming out from the siput babi before it shrink and finally dies of horrific pain. I wonder if we can do the same to someone we hate so much and watch them shrink and drop dead of slow and horrific pain while we watch mucus coming out from their mouth like someone having rabbies.

Wait a minute, i wasnt very little when i did that, i remember doing it a few month ago.

The french people love to eat escargot and they have find ways to actually cook this annoying creatures that spoil your garden by eating all of the vegetation in it. They transformed it to an appetizing delicacies, usually served as an appetizer.

Anyway, the escargot the french people loves to eat very much, actually does resembles the siput babi we have in our garden but it is nothing near that species because it is cleaner and hopefully it will not discharge any mucus when we put salt on it.

That is what i was hopping for and keep telling myself, it is not siput babi, it is not siput babi, and babi is not actually related to a siput,

Because i just ate one yesterday.


No actually i ate 4 of them, because when baked with cheese and garlic is just fucking delicious (although, if you look very carefully the snout side of the escargot resemble some very black clitoris after it was baked, but you don't really mind because you don't have any experience with clitoris that black, or any clitoris for that matter)

Its finger fucking licking good.
with RM 27 for a dozen, you can now eat like the french.

p/s : While eating it, i was reminded of Gary, spongebob pet's snail.
p/s: i browsed the internet for clinton and accidentally stumbled upon a picture of clitoris (period. don't ask any further question)!!!