Too Phat

I am too phat, and it ain’t cool.

I am not talking about the two rappers, but my body size, which is humongous and horrendous and enormous and ______________ (feel free to type in any associated words)

While everyone else loses weight on Ramadhan I am on the opposite will actually gain more. Not because of the food intake, but more of excessive sugar intake into the body. I don’t eat more than usual, in fact I consumed lesser food on ramadhan, except maybe the bodily change happen because of the abnormal time of eating, but I seems to drink too much sweet drink, and it must be with lots of ice, and the fact that when you used a lot of ice, you tend to drink sweeter drink and you drink a lot.

Why, because it feel nice. You see, I like nice things.

So I made a pact to myself that I, yours truly from now on, will try to drink only plain water at least 8 glasses per day and if I desire and yearn for something with stronger taste, I would only drink Nescafe ‘O’ with no sugar whatsoever in it.

Emmm, but then again, I bought this nice sweet like hell soya bean drink, and it would be a waste to just throw it away isn’t it.

So I guess, I have to start tomorrow then.

Happy drinking everyone.

By the way, I would like to take this opportunity to those 6 people who actually read my blog ( the statistic said 39 view with 7 unique IP including me, so I reckon it is six people) to wishing them, all my 6 readers (because you are so important to me):

Selamat Hari Raya dan Maaf Zahir dan Batin.

Berhati-hati semasa memandu dan kalau main mercun sila baling ke tanah dan jangan pegang dengan jari mercun tersebut.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….


p/s : there is a BITCH with bold and capital B in my office, and i wonder if i should write about her, here. Then again, i don't want to write about that whore here and polluting my very sane and politically correct blog by writing about that bloody mother fucker. By the way, she is moving to Australia soon (clue: Melbourne) to do his PhD and i don't have to see her fucking retarded face anymore.

So long sucker, i hope you got mugged, rapped and killed shot in the head right in the middle of your temple by Asian haters there (pity those rapist because he had to rape an arsehole)

p/p/s : i really hope she reads my blog and knows how i actually feels about that bastard.